December 2010
102 posts
Me: Can we go to Disney World on our honeymoon?
Boyfriend: Sure thing. So long as we can bone on the little people ride, or whatever. Small world, whatever the fuck its called.
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My cats are hipsters.
They only lay on people who are wearing plaid.
Fuckin’ pretentious felines.
I had a dream about bokeh.
Therefore I’m going to try it when I get home.
“The course of true love never did run smooth.”
Christmas = Success
I hosted Christmas for the first time at my apartment this year. It was good.
It’s Christmas Eve and I’ve only wrapped two fuckin’ presents It’s Christmas Eve and I’ve only wrapped two fuckin’ presents And I hate, hate, hate your guts, I hate, hate, hate your guts, And I’ll never talk to you again
windingwinds asked: I'm sorry you're sad! Feel better! (:
Cried in the bathroom at work for 20 minutes.
“Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring so I go back to being me.”
garrafasvazias asked: can you check my blog ? ;)
THIS IS IT, THIS IS IT.: Kayne West →
theworstblogeverwritten:
This guy is an (idiot) genius.
He yet again tops almost every “best of” list I’ve seen this year, and yet as I read the (usually) one paragraph blurbs actually defining reasons why his album deserves such critical acclaim, I’m polluted with line after line about his outlandish twitter account or…
Thanks for saying what everyone is thinking… Correction:...
Everyone has gone fucking mental.
